its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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