His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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