I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Randomize
