Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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