This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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