So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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