So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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