I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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