Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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