I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
A+ Viking dick
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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