KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Two words: blizzard sex
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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