Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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