So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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