You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
