Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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