i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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