i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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