i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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