What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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