Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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