Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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