We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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