tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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