Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize