Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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