clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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