That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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