He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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