if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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