are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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