I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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