Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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