Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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