The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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