He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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