Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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