The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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