I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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