so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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