I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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