Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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