i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I think people are normalizing furries
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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