i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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