I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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