we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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