I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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