Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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