is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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