How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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