what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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