very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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