we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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