This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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