that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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