I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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